The man answered, "Yes." "We recognize your hat, shirt, leather vest and Levi's as authentic Western wear," the motorist said, "but why are you wearing tennis shoes? The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
'" An elderly Eastern motorist and his wife driving through Arizona on vacation saw a horseman riding alongside the road and stopped to ask if he were a real cowboy.
Lord, I know you could, I'm sure, Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.
That afternoon, the teacher said, "Okay, kids, it's time for our question..." Little Johnny quickly threw the two black tennis balls at the teacher.
Shocked, she insisted "All right, who's the comedian with the two black balls?
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The teacher expresses with a grin, "Have a good weekend everyone, and we'll see you all on Monday morning!
" The following Friday, Little Johnny brought two freshly painted black tennis balls to class.
Find some of the best (and worst) Tennis Jokes on the web right here. A middle management executive has to take on some sport, by his doctor's orders, so he decides to play tennis. With the guidance from above, Never let me fall in 'love.' And, Lord, while on matters of this sort Please let me find an open court!!
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me, my brain immediately says, 'To the corner! Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer.
When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. One of the hunters stopped, opened up his backpack and laced up a pair of tennis shoes. " To this the hunter said, "I know, all I have to do is outrun you! The doctor gradually lifts the setting to 50 per cent.