Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman’s comedy routine consisted of telling simple one-liner jokes, occasionally with interludes of violin playing.
These gags depicted simple, cartoon-like situations, eliminating lengthy build-ups and going straight to the punch line.
I guess that’s why I told my wife I loved her on our second date. But it wasn’t that she wasn’t giving me love, it just seemed to come at different times. I don’t think I noticed this consciously for a while. And after each time, there would be this look she would give me. It wasn’t something I could force, just something that would come about as a result of my giving. And how much I’m sure those messages are bouncing around in other people’s heads as well. Living Disney movies in our minds, and tragedies in our lives.
Perhaps you should focus on how to stop the violence against children within the community.
Perhaps you should allow those children to be heard and the abusers to be prosecuted by the courts (not Beit Din but US courts) and then sent to jail.
The theme of the yearly Agudath Israel of America Convention was “Chanoch La’Naar: Nurturing Our Children, Ensuring Our Future,” .
In an article found in Hamodia, by Yosef Gessner and Yochanan Donn, the authors relate some of the major objectives of the organization, its goals, aims, etc for 2013 as follows: However, in the context of the article, educating children, the “passion for mizvos” includes reporting to parents, Rabbis, teachers, trusting them, listening to them, accepting the word of the Rabbis as doctrine.
The article talked about asserting (translated from Hebrew to control).
This includes, according to the article, control over education, control over thought, control over approaches to greater Torah learning, control largely over all aspects of the life of each Hasidic child.
Why wasn’t I getting reciprocal lovey-doveyness when we were first married? From Disney movies to my favorite shows like “The Office” to practically every pop song released, love is constantly sold as an emotion we have before we’re married.
And that’s why my wife just gave me that half-smile. And now that I’ve tried to change the way I look at love, the more I become shocked at the messages of love I had gotten when I was younger.
Many of his jokes were put-downs of his wife, including his most famous line, "Take my wife...please." That line is included in the clip that we're sharing today, but you'll have to listen carefully because it comes and goes very quickly.
Youngman's wife, Sadie Cohen, was often the butt of his jokes ("My wife said to me, 'For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen! (gesturing as if feeding an invisible dog) Here King, here King!
He was known as the King of the One Liners, a title bestowed upon him by columnist Walter Winchell.